My name is Matt, I live in North Carolina, USA, and I don't play Wide Receiver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Sorry. MSG MY BITCH ASS. If you blog a bunch of One Direction shit I will unfollow you.

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

  • Relatives: Any girlfriends?
  • Me: No.
  • Typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
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